Forget the sands of time and ask not for whom the Bell's tolls. A real conversation piece for the home bar (or a not at home bar).
Two bottles of Bell's fused at the necks allowing a tiny dribble of some liquid - could be whisky, could be coloured water - to drip into the bottom bottle. When it's full, simply turn it up and repeat the process. Comes with light.
Please, please let the winner live in Glasgow - packing this is going to be a bugg ... nuisance!
Please note there is no whisky in this lot