Probably the best bit of writing on a bottle of whisky EVER!
"Batch 1 of Ben Nevis from That Boutique-y Whisky Company paints a rather serene scene with its label. This jolly climber has hiked all the way up Ben Nevis to enjoy a glass of beautiful Boutique-y Ben Nevis single malt whisky while looking down at the Ben Nevis distillery, which sits at the foot of the mountain. Bliss.
However, what he doesn't know is that he is about to cause a black-hole to form in the space time continuum and disembowel the universe. You see, in the same way that typing "Google" into Google breaks the internet, if you drink Ben Nevis whisky on the summit of Ben Nevis whilst looking at the Ben Nevis distillery and holding a bottle that has a picture of you on top of Ben Nevis holding a bottle that has a picture of you on top of Ben Nevis, this rips apart the superstrings that hold all matter in the universe together. Well, the human race had a good run. See you on the other side, friends!
49.7%ABV / 50cl
Bottle Number: 118 of 161